Love Poems

I saw this somewhere and had a good chuckle.

WOMAN’S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

New Beta Version of Samir’s RotateMe

Samir has been at it again with his RotateMe software. He has released a final version, which you can find for FREE on his web site, but he is busy on another BETA. The new beta is pretty awesome for LEFT Handers, like myself. I am able to turn the phone 180 degrees left or right and the keys work perfectly.

There is 2 new options:
– Slide behavior: Check "disabled" to stop the slide behavior.
– Landscape 180: Enable this setting to rotate the screen also at 180 degrees.

Samir goes on to say that it only works the latest firmware (V20) on the older Nokia N95 phones and that the keypad is not rotated, but it definitely is.

So if you would like to get a copy of this brilliant new beta version, why not donate a few bob over at Samir’s or download the version he has made available for free.

Thabo Mbeki on Facebook!

I know this is quite old, having been around the block a couple of times, but it made me laugh, and there is nothing better than laughing at this clown (Thabo Mbeki). The image is from Thoughtleader.co.uk, as they have clearly marked on the image.
As funny as this joke is, I wouldn’t be surprised his facebook profile looks very similar to this. I wonder if George W. Bush has one as  well?