This day Friday 27th of June.

Ah, almost the weekend, but alas, I have to work tomorrow. 🙁 but it’s all for the greater good.

Last nights Euro Semi-Final between Spain and Russia was excellent! Who would have thought at the beginning of the tournament, Spain would be in the final!

It’s a sad day for all Microsoft fans. The man that started it all "Bill Gates" signs off today. It’s not as if he leaves empty handed. But it is certainly the end of an era.

From someone who has done so much for the world to the opposite end of the scale. Robert ***king Mugabe is today holding elections and the people have a very difficult choice because they have only one candidate to vote for. What the people of Zimbabwe should be doing is not going to the polls. Although the whole process is pointless because he is already in power. I wish the US and the UK would stop fighting the Taliban for one day and go and drop a big bomb on Mugabe and his rebels.

Dad – only the good die young.


A hand above the water
An angel reaching for the sky
Is it raining in heaven –
Do you want us to cry?

And everywhere the broken-hearted
On every lonely avenue
No-one could reach them
No-one but you

One by one
Only the Good die young
They’re only flying too close to the sun
And life goes on –
Without you…

Another Tricky Situation
I get to drownin’ in the Blues
And I find myself thinkin’
Well – what would you do?

Yes! – it was such an operation
Forever paying every due
Hell, you made a sensation
You found a way through

One by one
Only the Good die young
They’re only flyin’ too close to the sun
We’ll remember –
Forever…

And now the party must be over
I guess we’ll never understand
The sense of your leaving
Was in the way it was planned…

So we grace another table
And raise our glasses one more time
There’s a face at the window
And i aint never, never saying goodbye…

One by one
Only the Good die young
They’re only flyin’ too close to the sun
Cryin’ for nothing
Cryin’ for no-one
No-one but you

Words taken from "No one but you (only the good die young)" sung by Queen

Rest in peace Dad. Always in our thoughts.

Nine words women use.

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s
wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

It’s raining ash!

So we awoke this morning to a garden full of white ash, and a street full of cars covered in ash. No explanation for this sudden transformation, just a very big mess!

And here is why: The remains of the lorry caught in the blaze. Picture by : Keyan Milanian


As reported on Kent Online: (http://www.kentonline.co.uk/kol08/article/default.asp?article_id=43248)

More than 50 firefighters tackled a blaze at a business park. Firefighters from across north Kent fought the huge blaze at a Swanscombe business park.  Crews were called to the unit at the Manor Way Business Park Swanscombe on Monday morning at around 12.45am.

Two crews from Thames-side, two from Dartford and appliances from Swanscombe, Cliffe, Horton Kirby and Swanley discovered a large quantity of baled paper, a car and a lorry on fire.

At 4am the fire was scaled down to three fire appliances but crews were still at the scene this morning as they continued to dampen down the area.

An investigation is expected to be launched.

No doubt our local hooligans are responsible for this, as burning things is just another night of fun. Here is a list of their recent achievements:

  • Cars burnt in the middle of a football field.
  • Portable Toilets
  • Telephone Booths
  • Trees
  • Wheelie Bin
  • Glass Recyclable bin
  • Paper Mill / Truck (new).

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Boyfriend filming Wii fit girl in undies.

Here is the video 2 million plus men are lusting over at the moment and who wouldn’t?

The boyfriend is a very brave man indeed. – This was her reaction when she found out he had posted the video on Youtube.com. A slight over reaction wouldn’t you think, which is probably all part of the act, as it’s appears on many websites that these two people happen to work for a marketing firm. Bowen smells a rat.