This day Friday 27th of June.

Ah, almost the weekend, but alas, I have to work tomorrow. ūüôĀ but it’s all for the greater good. Last nights Euro Semi-Final between Spain and Russia was excellent! Who would have thought at the beginning of the tournament, Spain would be in the final! It’s a sad day for all Microsoft fans. The man […]


Nine words women use.

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch […]

Bowen World

It’s raining ash!

So we awoke this morning to a garden full of white ash, and a street full of cars covered in ash. No explanation for this sudden transformation, just a very big mess! And here is why: The remains of the lorry caught in the blaze. Picture by : Keyan Milanian As reported on Kent Online: […]


Win a council house.

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of ‘ASYLUM’. Today’s program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We’ve already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don’t forget, […]