Here is quite a funny advert, which was banned for some reason.

Pink is the color of fantasy. Our model, Chicken, looks like her mind is elsewhere when she wears this wig — somewhere in a land of cotton candy and pinwheels where the air smells like sugar kisses. Pink makes your kitty feel elegant, modern and quintessentially feline. Good luck to kitty wigs - I am sure this web site will make a killing, especially with the "Chav families" who like to dress up everything they own.

I’ve stumbled across a few fun web sites recently.
Oojai (Let your mouse do the shopping!) looks refreshing, although I am sure how well it will do in the already busy market of technology. Their prices look good for Video games, and Mp3 players, and there might be a good bargain or two in the coming weeks (while they are still new). There is a new Search Engine called "Search Me". It is a visual search engine, and it works really well. There is a video demo below.

You should get Stumbleupon. It is a brilliant application that sits in your browser tool bar and whenever you click the button, it brings up a random web site or video, depending on what you have specified in your profile. For example if you are into photography, bicycles, and Macintosh computers, a mix of these web sites will appear at random. They are spam free and you get no pop ups. I came across a really funny video called "Good luck Chuck - Funny sex scenes", which if you click on the link, will take you to the video. (A bit risky for the office, hence no thumbnail but it’s wife proof ;-), but there is nothing in there that you haven’t seen already in the Simpsons or Basic Instinct). So go on and download from the the link. It’s really funny.

Cats are meant to be clean animals, always licking themselves. So one has wonder why cat owners would go to such lengths or extremes to wash their cats.

Shame man! Some of them are still kittens. They look terrified.

I hope each one of them scratched the shit out of their respective owners.

I am trying not to laugh…

Waiter, are you kidding me?

I wonder if they accept cheque?

"You lucky bastard" is what the guy at the back is thinking as Mr Hunchinson fancies a feel on one of the richest breasts in the land. JK Rowling looks quite happy and relaxed at the obvious attention her assets were bringing. 10/10 for position. Great Camera work as well!

It’s important in life to reach out, to strive for greater achievements, to go for that greener grass that is on the other side of the fence.  But one must also be careful.

Sometimes you can reach too far!

But when you find yourself over-extended and you’re stuck in a situation that you can’t get out of, there is one thing that you should always remember…..

Not everyone who shows up is there to help you.

Moo Moo Moo

I saw this somewhere and had a good chuckle.

WOMAN’S LOVE POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MAN’S LOVE POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with
Huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,
And loves to send me fishing and hunting. This
Doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.

Oh! yes, It’s true. I have a new web site. It’s not 100% complete, but it’s live and ready to receive tons of photos.