What sound does a rabbit make?

At least Kubica & Raikkonen know what a red light looks like and obey it accordingly, unlike that silly idiot ‘Hamilton’.

I bet Kimi is feeling a little annoyed, like Suttel felt last week when Kimi hit him up the back. It’s just a pity Kimi didn’t show that feisty side and get out and punch Lewis Hamilton for his stupidity.

But yet another fantastic race today and I am so happy for Robert Kubica. He has been the most consistent driver this year and thoroughly deserved his 1st place.

Awesome drive by David Coulthard as well. He has been very unlucky in the past couple of races, but he showed the cynics that he still has a few podiums in him.

So it’s the Canadian Grand Prix on the weekend and there is talk of rain. Lets hope that it materializes in great gallons of water all over the track as it definitely made the Monaco Grand Prix a lot more exciting that it would have been.

Damn I just realized the Bowen’s are not going to be watching the Canadian Grand Prix since our TV Aerial has fallen over

I am NOT surprised to see loads of websites dedicated to "hating James Allen". If you don’t know who this idiot is, then turn on your telly onto ITV on a Sunday when there is a formula 1 race showing.

He is the annoying person telling the viewers about the reason for the ‘white stripes on the wheels‘, and ‘how hard it is to drive a car without traction control’ and he is also the jerk probably sleeping with Lewis ‘fucking’ Hamilton, because according to James Allen, Lewis is the best driver in all time.

Here are few websites, and articles on this idiot and that other idiot Lewis Hamilton.

Sniff Petrol - Cock stopping Beebs.
Lewis Hamilton Sucks
Shut up James Allen
dotdotdotcomma.com
Fifth Decade
Yahoo Answers
Digital Spy - a petition to replace the idiot of ITV F1.
Youtube - the idiot going crazy when Jenson Button (another idiot) won his one and only Grand Prix. Listen to James Allen. You would have thought by the way he was going on that Jenson just won the world championship (in his dreams).

I stumbled upon Mahalo.com this evening, and what a refreshing search engine it is? It has a very modern Web 2.0 feel about it. It kind of draws you in and I found myself spending almost an hour clicking through the various links etc. It’s a breath of fresh air and so different to Google’s dull looking result page. It’s funny how we take things for granted.

I did a search for Cat Allergy and got a guide, a disclaimer and some fast facts and even the top seven links, articles, and campaigns. Impressive to say the least.

"Cat Allergy" are  the words I searched and here is result page. (why not click the link and see what I mean).

I was reading a great article over at Allaboutsymbian.com where they have reviewed the Ngage gaming on a Nokia N95. It’s not surprising to read that the N95, which is over a year old is still one of the best phones to play the new generations games. That must say something for this great phone.

Below is an extract taken from that review.

The N95’s combination of a high class phone with an N-Gage-friendly layout and an excellent sharp screen makes it in our opinion the best N-Gage phone available at the moment. And because it’s well over a year old the N95 is now available for a fairly reasonable price, more or less the same as the N81, yet it far exceeds the N81 technically.

If you’re in the market for an N-Gage phone right now, the N95 would be our current recommendation. You may also want to consider its cousin the Nokia N95 8GB, which has a larger screen and multimedia/gaming buttons that are raised from the surface slightly. However, we have heard conflicting reports on whether the 8GB version can use its multimedia keys as gaming keys: some people say they can, others say it doesn’t work.

Still on the topic of phones, I found an awesome phone comparison site called Phone Egg. You can compare just about every phone on the market. I did a few comparisons between my phone and some of the so called "better phones on the market", and the Nokia N95 whipped their arses….

It’s going to be tough deciding on my next phone, when my contract runs out in a few months time. I still don’t see a better phone on the market.

I finally managed to find some time to upload a batch of photos that people have been sending in.

Stuffonmydesk.com

The idea came about when I was cleaning my desk back in 2005 (I do clean it now and again). I was quite surprised at the number of things I had on my desk. e.g, CD’s, cameras, a mobile phone, a router, switch, old hard drives, speakers, papers, pens, manuals, a server, bills, creative jukebox, a steering wheel, old credit cards, ticket stubs, a card reader, camera bag and some days even the cat. See below (ha ha), and then it got me thinking, what other peoples desks might look like and then and there the web idea was born.

So is your desk a mess, cluttered with papers, pens, cd’s, hardware, reports, toys? Is it filthy beyond imagination or are you proud to sit at it each day & night because it’s inspiring, neat, calm, flashy, layered with every gadget under the sun. This web site is dedicated to your desk.

We would like YOU to send in a photo of your desk so we can show it off to the world. Any desk will do, (corporate, home, school, university, dorm) and all photos will be added according to it’s wow factor, e.g. style, mess, clutter, gadgets, flashiness, boringness, filth etc.

You can email any size JPG, GIF, BMP, TIFF or PNG files to stuffonmydesk@gmail.com

Above is a photo of my desk. It has everything I need on it and even a cat for company, which reminds me, if you would like to take a look at our sister site Cat on my desk, as the name suggests, we are interested in any photos of cats on desks.

Force India have made a formal complaint against Kimi Raikkonen and demanded that the World Champion is banned after he shunted the luckless Adrian Sutil out of the Monaco GP.

Banned for what? - Kimi was out of control when he hit Sutil. I am quite sure Kimi didn’t mean to shunt Sutil off the track. It was just one of those BAD LUCK situations. It could have happened to anyone, but of course the rest of the teams have this "thing about Ferrari", no matter who is driving the car. I am glad something like this has happened to another Ferrari driver, because this type of silly claim was all too common when seven times world champion Schumacher was driving.

Wasn’t it an exciting Grand Prix for once. Full of action, crashes etc. The best man on the day one, although luck played a good part in that, which is not a bad thing. All the drivers must have balls of steal to do silly speeds in the rain in those narrow streets of Monaco.

So Massa stuck his Ferrari on pole position today at Monaco, which is a bit of a cheek considering he doesn’t even like this track. Apparently when interviewed on Friday at the practice, he said, "he has never done well here".

I can’t wait for the BBC to start showing the Formula 1. Hopefully that will mean the end of listening to those idiot commentators on ITV. James Allen must be one of the most annoying people on TV, and he is so biased towards Lewis Hamilton. That kid cannot do anything wrong in his eyes. It’s quite sickening to hear him talk every grand prix.

Aren’t you sick of hearing about the "lack of traction control" and what the silly white line on the tyres mean? I mean honestly, they tell the audience every qualifying and at every race useless information. If it was up to me, I would push James Allen and that "has been" Martin Blundell onto the track in the path of an oncoming F1 car. As if the people watching the sport for the past 20 years don’t know the in’s and out’s of a formula one car.

Anyway, I am hoping Kimi can finish 1st tomorrow and Kubica can finish on the podium, although that is going to be hard on this silly track. Every year everyone agrees this track is a waste of time. I am hoping it will rain, just so it’s not as boring as the last race.

The most exciting Monaco grand prix for me was when Mansell raced Senna for 6 or so laps. Senna managed to hold Mansell behind him. The racing was as close as it gets at Monaco. I found those last few laps on Youtube and have included it below for your viewing pleasure.

Now this is real racing ‘James Allen you moron’. No fancy traction control, or white stripes on the wheels etc.

a game of football is taken so seriously that it brings a grown man to tears over a missed penalty. What has this world come too?

Anyway, I was over at the mirror and spotted some funny images, which will bring tears to the eyes of John ‘big baby’ Terry (or his fans), or tears of joy for all the Manu fans.

Watch out - wildly erratic penalty taker at work.