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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
And just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.
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Hey there World!
My holiday in Namibia is going well so far. We’ve spent two days in the Etosha Game Reserve. Have seen loads of animals, in fact in the first 5 minutes of entering the reserve, we saw two lion have a sordid sex scene. I had to tell my mother to close her eyes. It was shocking. A lot of moaning and groaning, and hissing. Poor bastard probably got it in the wrong hole, and almost lost his life because of it. I got some great film of it. we’ve also seen plenty of elephant, springbok, rhino, wildebeest, kudu, duiker, and about 20 different birds (secretary bird and the Corrie), which looks half the size of an ostrich. Been stuffing my face with dry wors and biltong. So getting plenty of energy food as well. Not too mention the WIndhoek beer.
Disaster struck this morning while at a watering hole. We got a flat tyre. I had to get out of the car, when you are not allowed too and change it. What a mission? You got to keep an eye out on the animals, or you become their dinner. Then after changing it, we found a garage with a very slow Namibian who didn’t know the first thing about changing a tyre, let alone repairing it. As for the price to repair, well he might as well done a rain dance in the front of the tyre. So Pete Poopies ended up patching it (me), and putting in a tube (doh! into a tubeless tyre), as that was the only way of fixing it.
So, today has been a bit of a waste. We are going to a camp site now where we will be sleeping in a tent on the roof of the 4×4, because there are lions and hyenas walking around. Too risky to sleep on the ground. Should be good fun. (Don’t read too much into the above).
Otherwise, nothing much has been happening. Been driving around a lot. Temperature (look away if you have a weak heart)….. 37C —> It’s so hot, you can piss on the ground and in 3 minutes it’s evaporated. (ha ha).
Anyway, I’ll keep you posted when I can. Looking for an Internet Cafe is like looking for a needle in the haystack!
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Holiday to Namibia.
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Bowen is on leave for three weeks, so there will be no updates, unless of course I stumbleupon an Internet Cafe in the Namib Desert, then I will be sure to update you on my progress. If you don’t know what I am talking about, then head over to the Namib web site.
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There is a great article in this month’s Risk Magazine about the company I work for (Credit Market Analysis). If you are interested in Credit Default Swaps, Bonds and Indices then click on the link above. It’s a great read.
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I was reading Alonso’s latest comments about Schumacher. Wow! Schummie has really rattled his cage over the years (apparently). I wonder who has already won off the track?
Next year is sure going to be fun when Kimi and Jenson start winning races and Alonso finishes 2nd or 3rd, or possibly even classed as DNF because Mclaren is such a kak car. I am going to enjoy every moment where he pounds the steering wheel in frustration because the car is so unreliable.
Being this negative is surely going to boost Schumacher confidence even more. And here we thought Alonso had a good positive head.
NOT!
You notice how we’ve never heard any comments from the seven times world championship about the 22 car penalty he received at the Monaco Grand Prix. I am puzzled as to why that was never an issue, and didn’t Schumacher finish fifth in that race? I do believe he even clocked the fastest lap (1:15.143). He must have been pushing like crazy to get to that position and incredibly his car didn’t blow up.
Just think how boring this year would have been if Schumacher wasn’t there to challenge Alonso.
Fernando Alonso has come out fighting after his turbulent Italian Grand Prix weekend – declaring he is “110 per cent certain” he will beat Michael Schumacher to the world title.
Alonso you can be 1000% sure you have the title in the bag, but until you are crowned world champion for 2006, that type of talk will just make Schumacher stronger!
Alonso is a twat, plain and simple. One world championship and he has gone all bitter and twisted.
He clearly has a lot to learn about F1 and hopefully in the coming years the likes of Button, Kubica, Barrichello and Räikkönen, can show him a thing or two about racing.
Another thought… I wonder if Alonso had a threesome with Villeneuve and Montoya at some point this year, because they all have being very outspoken about the Seven Times World Champion. They just seem to be singing from the same bed sheet song sheet.
It must be fantastic for Schummie knowing that you have worried someone so much, that they have to talk about you in public in such a vicious way. As for Villeneuve, there is nothing good about him and sadly he will never emmulate his late Great Father.
Bring on Shanghai
(1st October 2006)
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