Why 4×4’s are banned on UK pavements?

If Bands had Afrikaans names…

1. Bananarama - Piesangmargarine
2. Joan Armatrading - Johanna Wapenhandelaar
3. Johnny Rotten & the Sex Pistols - Jannie Vrot en die Pomp Revolwers
4. Iron Maiden - Yster Sussie
5. Ladysmith Black Mambaso - Mevrou Smit se Swart Mambas
6. Four Jacks and a Jill - Vier Latte en ‘n Platte
7. Queen - Moffie
8. Frankie goes to Hollywood - Frikkie gaan fliek toe
9. Ace of Base - Baas se As
10. Meatloaf - Vleisrol
11. Spice Girls - Aromat Slette
12. Simple Minds - Dofkoppe
13. Hughie Lewis and the news - Louis Luyt in die nuus
14. Mariah Carey - Meraai se Kerrie
15. Smashing Pumpkins - Plategemoerde Pampoene

Thanks to ATM for the above names.

Nascar - JPM crashes out in his debut race… Tosser!

So in his debut Nascar race, Juan Pablo Montoya’s crashed out in a ball of flames after been tagged by another driver. Sound familiar?

It happened on Lap 252 (my gawd, imagine watching JPM going round and round for 252 laps. It must be so exciting…NOT and people have the cheek to say F1 is boring).

After the race Montoya said, "We proved we can run the pack, I have learned a lot this weekend. I told the guys (when I signed with Ganassi) that it wouldn’t be easy, but I accomplished what I came here to do and I’m getting better race by race."

Now there is a load of rubbish, as this was his first race and he BLEW IT. I guess what he meant to say is that he now knows how to take out other drivers, and has hat excellent practise hitting the wall. My the US people are in for a treat with him being there.

Our cat does not understand “go sleep over there”…

That’s Whiskey over yonder. The first thing I see when I wake up in the morning. He is normally lying on top of my wife’s neck, or as close to her face as possible. I have never known a cat to do this. He cannot sleep at the foot of the bed, it has to be in your face.

It’s impossible to sleep late, because he bounds over and jumps on your throat, and then sits there purring.

Prrrrr, Prrrrrr, Prrrrr, Hey wake up Lazy Bowen.

Ali G at the Cannes Porn Festival - Respek!

It’s incredible what games allow you to do these days!

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