4

Dec

2009

Women are full of shit… sometimes!

By Mike. Posted in Advice | No Comments » | 177 views

 

19

Aug

2009

The key to life.

By Mike. Posted in Advice | No Comments » | 122 views

happy

 

Nothing like buying something and following the installation instructions to the letter, only to discover that the diagram showing the wiring is totally wrong. Yes in this day and age we still have companies supplying instructions that are completely wrong or they have not taken into account the multiple wiring options on offer, not that British Telecom (BT) have many wiring standards.

Here is the diagram Philex offer in the instructions and on the back of the box for their DIY Telephone Extension Kit:

philex-incorrect-wiring

The correct wiring is below (the diagram in the middle):

One thing to note:

The Philex kit has a Black, Red, Yellow and Green Cable combination, and I didn’t need to use the Green cable in position 4. It worked fine without it!

Pin 1 = blank

Pin 2 = black

Pin 3 = red

Pin 4 = green or blank

Pin 5 = yellow

Pin 6 = blank

I found the above diagram and wiring information on WPP Ltd. They have got some very useful information on their website regarding UK Telephone Extension Wiring.

 

10

Jan

2009

Skoda front wipers stopped working. – A fix!

By Mike. Posted in Advice, Motor | 1 Comment » | 1,355 views

Someone (no names mentioned) recently put bottled water into the car window washer instead of the 50/50 windscreen wiper mix. Of course all was fine until this cold snap hit the South East of England and we have been having sub zero temperatures and rain and snow which froze the water in the pipes and in turn burned out the front window wiper fuse.

I did a search online and found a solution on the official skoda forum (Briskoda.net). There were to 2 areas discussing ‘front wipers not working’ and which fuse to look at in order to fix the problem. The manual that I have is all back to front, so the forum was really useful. It also seems that many people are experiencing this problem.

fuse

blown fuse

The fuse panel is on the right hand side of the dashboard and is easy to open. There is a small gap, which you can put a screw driver in to lift it up.

The fix is to check fuse number 15 – headlight cleaning system, window wiper (a red 10 Amp fuse) first as it’s usually the fuse that has blown. I made the mistake of checking number 41 (yellow 20 Amp fuse, which is aptly named “Front Window Wiper”, and of course it was fine. Apparently the fuse box is arranged in a strange way. So as you can see in the photo, the fuse number 15 was indeed blown or broken.

If you are interested in advice or want to ask a question, then look in the forums. I have included the two message areas where I found all my answers and I have also included the fuse box layout and key, which I found at Fabia-vrs.com.

Message group 1 – Wipers not working

Message group 2 – Wiper possible electrical failure

Images above of fuse box and fuse key are from Fabia-vrs.com

NB NOTICE: Don’t take a fuse from another section of the fuse box and think you’ll replace it at a later date. This will cause immediate problems. In my case I took the fuse out from  number 4 (Interior lighting also a 10Amp fuse) and used it in number 15, but all this did was cause my car to not start (very weird but true). In fact the RAC man (Doh! I had to call them because I couldn’t figure out why the engine would not turn and I didn’t have a spare fuse to fill the gap) and it turns out that a simple fuse or no fuse in a postion where there should be a fuse can prevent the car from starting…. Redfaced / Embarassed

 

29

Nov

2008

XP SP3 and Windows Media Center Extender.

By Mike. Posted in Advice, Microsoft, Xbox 360 | No Comments » | 362 views

mediaxtenderAfter downloading XboxMCE05Lite-enu.exe from the Microsoft Media Extender website, I came across a small problem. The bloody program wouldn’t load. (See Image). The annoying part is when you go into the Add/Remove programs in the Control Panel, you will not find the “Update to Media Center Edition 2005″ listed, so that message is a waste of time.

The actual problem is that when Microsoft made this media extender, Windows Service Pack 2 was current. I have Windows Service Pack 3 loaded and they have not made instructions for this change of service pack.

Anyway I found the solution on Jason Tsang’s Blog and he has kindly included instructions for everyone. They are pretty simple to follow if you know how to use your command prompt (You would be surprised how many people don’t even know what the command line or command prompt is!). So open the command prompt and type the following or cut and paste this line:

reg add “HKLM\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows NT\CurrentVersion\HotFix\KB895961″ /v Installed /t REG_DWORD /d 1 /f

Once you are done, you will see “The operation completed successfully”. Now try running XboxMCE05Lite-enu.exe again.

command

Note: There is a New Media Center Extender update (KB956148) available from Microsoft.
kb956148

 

21112008811-largeSo we’ve played Guitar Hero World Tour a couple time now since I bought the game 6 days ago. A really awesome experience once everyone in the band knows their roles and plays properly.

Jo and I and Whiskey (pictured) tried out Rock Band last night and think it’s actually better than Guitar Hero World Tour. The music choice is better and the game play is a lot more exciting and rewarding, but hey, that is our opinion.

Anyway, this morning the bloody red drum refused to work from the start. Just like that it stopped working. I went online and surprise surprise, quite a few people all around the world are experiencing exactly the same problem. (Bugger!). I called GAME at Bluewater, the shop where I bought it from and they confirmed this as well. Apparently loads of people have called up with the same problem. Great I thought, so they can fix it… Alas, they don’t have any in stock. The shop representive gave me a number to call and said “Don’t worry, just call them up, explain the problem, and they will tell you where you can get a replacement”. I gave the number a ring and gave up after listening to the same repeated message “we are busy, please stay on the line“.

In that time I found a brilliant website called Good Input and they explained ‘How to fix the drums for Guitar Hero World Tour‘. Nothing ventured nothing gained I thought and decided to open my drum kit up. There are quite a bit of screws on the back, but fear not, it comes apart really easily. I found the exact problem as described on the web site. In a little under 15 minutes, we had the problem solved and the red drum is working better than ever.

Simple solution: Use an Allen Key or Hex Socket or small Phillips (crosshead) screwdriver or Torx driver bit to unscrew all the screws on the back of the drum kit. There are at least 16 screws. It’s best to remember the location of each screw because some are different lengths. Remove the cover gently watching out for the control panel, as it comes away from the kit. It’s attached by a bus cable, so be careful. Underneath the read drum, the wire that is meant to connect to the inner sensor is probably loose or just making a connection and no more, in fact for me it came off the second I touched it. I exposed abot 4mm of the wire from the sheath and used plastic tape to stick it directly onto the sensor. It’s as good as new now and there will be no need to send it back to the supplier only to wait weeks for a replacement.

Thanks to Pat and all the other people on Good Input.

[late edit] – Here is another site called Instructables detailing a fix for the drumkit problem.

Hex or Allen Key

Phillips Screw or Crosshead

Phillips Screw or Crosshead

torxscrews

Torx Screws

Torx Driver bits common in all screw driver sets.

One of our kind commentators mentioned that their drumkit had Torx screws securing the back cover.  A Torx screw has a 6-point star-shaped pattern and in that case you would need a torx driver bit to unscrew it. Below right are some examples.


 

22

Sep

2008

Drink beer heavily and recycle.

By Mike. Posted in Advice, Humour | No Comments » | 129 views

Drink beer heavily and recycle is the best investment advice you can get at the moment, well that is according to an excellent article in the Evening Standard.

The clear winner is beer, always has been, always will be.

Cheers!

 

10

Aug

2008

Wine versus Water – Thanks Ben!

By Mike. Posted in Advice, Famous People, Humour | No Comments » | 120 views

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine or a pint of beer… and those who don’t.

As Ben Franklin once said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there are bacteria“.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria  found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop     Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:  I’m doing this as a public service.

Thanks Mom for the email. I’ll remember this when drinking my beer.

 

4

Nov

2005

Clanging Radiators.

By Mike. Posted in Advice, Did you know?, Home | 4 Comments » | 373 views

Does anyone know why a radiator would clang? Possibly a silly question, but one of our radiators in our passage is making a clanging noise while it is on. It occurs every so often. I had a look at it, and there is no metal on metal other than the hinge that is holding it to the wall, so I don’t understand why it would be making such a noise. Typical isn’t it. One of our good radiators is outside waiting to be dumped!

Note added 28/12/2008: I see this post gets a lot of hits, so I did a little research and found the following causes and affects.
The radiators are not the problem, so don’t go out and replace them.  You can find more information in a PDF called GAS FORMATION AND NOISE IN HEAT INSTALLATIONS.
Causes:

  • excessive speed of the water producing a noise similar to an open stopcock.
  • air presence in the upper side of the radiator with the particular noise of flowing water, due to the incomplete filling of the radiator.
  • the circulation pump of the fluid working outside recommended limits causing resonance especially in the radiators.
  • wall brackets out of alignment causing noises similar to metallic blows during the heating or cooling phase due to badly compensated thermal expansion. The noise is transferred from the pipes onto the heating appliances with the typical ‘ticking’ reappearing at every thermal variation. The copper pipes with insulation are noise free.

Cures:

  • The ground noise due to water speed and turbulence on entering the radiator can be eliminated by working on the regulation valve to correct the water delivery as projected. However if the noise continues, it is possible to solve the problem with a diam. 18 mm diverter directly connected to the entrance valve of the radiator in order to convey the
    water to the next element of the radiator.
  • The noise caused by the air presence in the radiator can be eliminated by installing a floating automatic air vent valve.
  • The resonance of the circulation pump disappears by adjusting the pump head or revolutions (see instruction booklet). In some cases it is necessary to install an expansion joint between pump and pipes.
  • The noise of thermal expansion can be eliminated by covering the bracket with a rubber sheath.
  • To avoid noise in expanding pipes, it is necessary to use pipes fitted with insulating sleeves.

Note added 25/02/2007
Take a look at Brownstoner’s web site for some valid causes of clanging radiators, and possible solutions. There is a mention of a book you can buy that tells you what to do in order to fix the problem (without getting the professionals in)… The book is called, “We Got Steam Heat, A homeowners Guide to Peaceful Coexistence” by Dan Holohan.