Do you ever find yourself gasping for a cup of tea, but you just can’t summon the strength to switch the kettle on? Does it all seem too much? Is all hope for the afternoon tea break fading away?
Fear not, for PG Tips have invented the SMS kettle. You can now put the water on to boil at the flick of a switch.,..oh, sorry, touch of a button. Just text “switch on” to your kettle’s phone number (there are so many things wrong with this…do you want your kettle to have a phone number?) and it will oblige.
A spokeswoman for PG told Ananova: “It could revolutionise tea-time. Now there is no excuse for not putting the kettle on.”
But why exactly you would want this function is something of a mystery to us. After all, it isn’t going to fetch your favourite mug from the cupboard, rummage around for the last teabag and combine all the relevant ingredients once the water is boiled, is it?
It won’t text you when its boiled, either. Nor, according to reports, does it have a whistle.
If this is the best attack on the British Way of LifeTM the Lizard Army can muster, we can probably sleep easy for a little longer.
The kettle, dubbed ReadyWhenUR, goes on sale next year.
In the unlikely event England reach the World Cup semi-final next year, an SMS kettle may allow footy fans to turn on their kettle’s slightly earlier than everyone else, thus marginally reducing a power surge that might otherwise strain the national grid.
That’s if the SMS gets through faster than it takes to walk to the kitchen, of course. Other than this I can think of no useful application of the technology.
Today was my worksAway Day, the first one I have been on in almost 6 years at LBTH. So hats off to them for arranging it. It was held at the Docklands Sailing and Watersports Centre. The first part of the day was spent indoors going through the usual 🙁 team building stuff such as “how to offer a better service to the customer?” and “How to improve our lives at work?” or something to that extent… As usual there was the odd finger pointing and laying blame etc.
After lunch and a promise of some fine weather we headed onto the water into two Dragon Boats. We were given a quick demonstration on how to row forwards, backwards, how to stop the boat. (photos to follow soon… Tecla, I hope you will be sharing your photographs).
And then it happened… The heavens opened, and the rain came pouring down (typical English weather). At least it wasn’t cold and windy.
The first race we lost by a whisker, but only because we let the other team win. 😉 I must say it was pretty darn tiring on the arms. At one point I thought my arm was going to fall right off, because it was so tired. In the second race we won by a few strokes, a really good achievement considering we were the only team to have a lady on board. Not that we were disadvantaged or anything.
In the last race I think we lost, but it was a pretty close call. Overall it was very enjoyable although the weather could have been a bit kinder to us. Still, I am not grumbling as it was a damm side better than being indoors all day.
Welcome to our new LookatBowen web site. It’s still early days so don’t expect much in the way of news or site updates. I am in the process of embedding my photo album (the new Gallery 2 photo album) into WordPress 1.5, (the engine running this web site). It’s been a real bitch of a project, but so far it’s all working and it’s looking great if I may say so myself.
I will be keeping the old site running until I have moved everything over to this one. You will still be able to access it, just under the following name old.lookatbowen.com
So what is new:
There is now a random photo thumbnail on the right side bar. If you click on the thumbnail it will load the photo into the main body of the page. (pretty cool).
If you are having difficulty reading the text, you can now adjust the font size by making it bigger or smaller .
You can also justify the text .
You can also bookmark our site and print if you wish.
Here is an example of an embedded photo 27 within the body of the text. I don’t actually have the path of the image, just the ID file, and WordPress has automatically thumbnailed the image and placed it into the page with the right code. Quite impressive.
The photo gallery has taken some time, as the backgrounds were all screwed up. Hopefully they will look pleasing on the eye. Please do leave a comment if you feel the look is not right, as I would like to know what you think.
Some of the 23 passengers (17 adults and 6 children) with the goat outside a minibus taxi that was stopped for overloading on Saturday morning. Traffic officers impounded the vehicle, which was on it’s way to the Transkei. Click the photo to be taken to the original newspaper clipping.
We watched Bon Jovi rock Hyde Park on their Bounce tour. The concert went on for over 3 hours. It was one of the best concerts we have ever seen. They played some awesome songs. The support act was another great band called LIVE, one of favorite bands.
Click through to see the set list is after the break.