My British passport finally arrived in the post today. My European Union – United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland Passport to be exact (what a mouthful). It’s biometric as well so those nasty identity thieves cannot steal my information (ha ha yeah right!). What a load of bollocks!

The most important thing now is that I have my British passport. I have waited patiently for it for seven years and it feels absolutely great! – No more ridiculous expensive visas to enter France or Belgium or Germany. No more car searches at Dover. No more filling in stupid passport control forms on the planes.

So just out of curiosity, what benefit can I claim now? Please inform me via my comment button. (ha ha ha)…. bear in mind that I am married, own my own house, pay too much tax, pay too much council tax, and being British get screwed out of pocket by every conceivable government tax there is…