The good news is that we passed the Britishness Test, the bad news is, it’s a complete waste of time and money. The test questions are a complete insult to ones intelligence. You are given 45 minutes to complete 24 multiple choice questions. They are so easy that Jo and I completed the test in 3 minutes. I thought there was going to be more to it than some silly questions.

How this test is going to make us become better British citizens when that time finally arrives, only the ex-minister of home affairs David Blunkett will know. It’s probably because he is blind and didn’t get to see the test for himself, that it was made so simple.

Anyway, here are a couple of the questions we got. (questions have been changed slightly).

Q. What day is the poppie worn on your jacket or shirt?
1) Christmas Day
2) St Georges Day
3) Mothers Day
4) Rememberance Day

True or False:
It is legal to sell alcohol to children under the ages of 16.

True or False:
It is legal to Sell, smoke or have in your possesion cannabis?

Q. Who is in charge of the political party that runs the country?
1) The Queen
2) Father Xmas
3) The Prime Minister
4) Your Boss

True or False.
Migration into England started in the 1950’s.

Doh!